Cuban Mistress Crisis

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Mormons love Cruz because he is the closest candidate to Joseph Smith. 32 more to go!

 

Cruz gave voters an envelope with the check inside. 8 mistresses had cruz inside

 

Cruz says he is the only one who can beat Trump. He is on his eight mistress trump is only on his third wife

 

iowans got mail that said election alert. 8 voters got an erection alert.

 

Carson went to Florida to pick up some clothers. Cruz went to pick up some babes.

 

Cruz said he would make the sand glow. He actually meant he would give pregnancy glows

 

Ted cruz hates Islam because you can only have 4 wives. He needed a religion with 9.

 

for the people of Iowa, voter violation only included mail. 8 voters had a new level of voter violation

 

Cruz is so pro-life he needs to make it 8 at a time

 

Cruz tried to apply to join islam. They said he has too many wives

 

I dont know why they call cruz racist. He has a mistress for every race!

 

Cruz said he doesnt need 72 virgins. He will get that by the end of his first term

 

Cruz said he could beat Donald Trump. We didnt realize it meant in number of wives.

 

Trump is so persuasive he got 8 girls to sleep with Cruz. No wonder he blames him!

 

 

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